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EMANATIoNS

My name is Michael McGovern.

Here at Source Emanations, I share writings channeled to me from a being known only as 'Trippel Hogg Nazty', pictured adjacent.

The Cheese Wheel and the Vomit Bag

[The following is a true story.] Have you ever had an enchanted item on your hands? I'm not talking about the Horn of Jurgen Windcaller,...

Father's Balls - A Civil War Tale

"It's a letter from Pa!" "Quick, open it!" "Read it aloud!" "Dear Martha, and my 26 immaculate daughters, whose names I know, My balls...

ALKAZAR

I "They are Agents of the Master," my Guide said as we watched a pair of twin beings enter Halcyon Hall by its main aperture. "And who is...

Hiouchi